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 In an exciting move that will be no way detrimental to the Autistic community in the USA (or here probably) Donald Trump announced yesterday that his administration would make an announcement regarding autism on Monday.

 He, however, declined to offer specifics related to the announcement. "We're going to have an announcement on autism on Monday" Trump said.

 

 Excitedly rubbing his hands together with a gleeful excitement usually reserved for small children being handed a big bag of Haribo Starmix, Trump jabbed the air with his pudgy little sausage fingers and spewed forth a word salad of Pip and Jane Baker proportions:

“We have to make the announcement; it’s so BIG. We can’t let people keep doing this. I don’t want to wait any longer. We don’t need anything more, and if it's wrong, it's not going to be wrong, but if it is wrong, it's fine that we have to do it because we are going to have an announcement on Autism on Monday. It’s going to be Monday; I don’t want to do Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, and I think it’s going to be a very important announcement, and I think it’s going to be one of the most important things that we are going to do,” 

No, me neither.

Anyway here's hoping that the announcement is that we're all cool as f*ck and hand control of the nuclear codes to us.

But he won't will he?