Oh....

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Do just fuck off you uneducated spanner monkey.



But hold on a second, maybe I was being hasty....Crying blood?
Fuck yeah! Mads Mikkelsen's my dad....oh hang on does that mean it's me? 
Being an autistic parent of autistic kids is getting even more confusing by the minute.

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