True Tales of Transport: The Social Work edition.

-

Transitioning from school to college in an Autistic friendly Glasgow....

Advice (in May): "You need social work to unlock the girls PIP to provide transport!" 

Us: "Great! Hello social work, can you unlock the girls PIP for transport?" 

SW: "We're busy...leave it with us!"

3 months later....

SW: "It's nothing to do with us, you need to talk to magic transport man....anyway they may want to walk/get the bus/fly there....personal choice and all that!"

Us: "They can't travel alone, it'd be really unsafe!" 

SW: "But they might want to! Thing is, we've had you on file since 2005 but we thought we'd attempt to send psychic messages to tell you this, you never responded so we reckoned you were OK!"

Us: "Did you think to ring us to see if we needed help?" 

SW: *silence*

SW: "To be fair we did once come to your house to say hello to Cassidy."

US: "Yes you did, then you left and never came back, still no idea what that achieved."

SW: "It meant we could tick a box. Box ticking is very important, you wouldn't understand."

SW: "Anyway, we've left this till last thing Friday afternoon and to be honest I want to go home and get pissed on cheap Prosecco but we could think about maybe talking to someone but in the meantime can you just totally re-organise your week so you can take them to college and back?"

SW: "Oh and by we could talk to someone we actually mean you."

Us: internally screaming. 

 

 To be continued....


 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and Art.

-
Image
Busy day today, was planning to take in all the hotels in town that are listed on the Autism Awareness map as well as check out the Autism bus and St Mungo museum but ended up chatting (and drinking coffee) in Geek-Aboo whilst discussing Autism friendly shopping (you can thank me later) and then gabbing away to a nice lady from Autism Network Scotland which meant I only got to go to St Mungo in the end. And how was it? Well read on but first a quick info dump. Named after Glasgow's patron saint (which surprisingly isn't Rab C Nesbit), the museum is built on the site of the medieval Bishops’ Castle with galleries of objects and art exploring the importance of religion in peoples’ lives across the world and throughout history. But did it pass the patented Ash Autism test? In the summertime when the weather is hot You can stretch right up and touch the sky....Whoops, wrong Mungo. Sorry. As with most museums there isn't really much you can do to ...
Read more

Riverside Museum/Kelvingrove Art Gallery.

-
Image
Got a two in one special today (tho' in reality the visits were a few days apart - yup it's already gone all timey wimey) but there's a really good (and fairly interesting) reason for that. A very blue-hued Riverside Museum, not to be confused with Riverside - the TV series broadcast on BBC2 that featured musicians, bands, actors, fashion designers, artists and comedians including Alice Cooper, Steve Strange, Clare Grogan, Paul Weller, Martin Fry, The Cure, The Smiths, New Order and Pauline Black. Phew, glad that's sorted. First up the relocated and custom built Riverside Museum , once known as the Transport Museum and housed at Kelvinhall the Riverside has been open for 7 years now and has over 3,000 objects on display there's everything from skateboards to steam trains, paintings to prams and cars to a Star Wars Stormtrooper. Unfortunately Balamory babe Edie McCredie's bus is no longer on display. A travesty I'm sure you'll agree. ...
Read more

World Autism Acceptance Week: Trim that Fringe.

-
Image
    I reckon that World Autism Acceptance Week is as good an excuse as any to reshare the transcript of my Spectrum Sinema performance from The Edinburgh Fringe last year - the actual gig was edited for timing reasons/my rambling ways so it was fairly short 'n' snappy which was unusual for me but it seemed to go down OK. I mean there were no walk-outs but I did make a man visibly uncomfortable with the sheer Autistic intensity of my love for the films of 1982. This has been a dream of mine for years if I'm honest. Which I always am obviously seeing as Autistics are incapable of lying. Probably. Anyway, rather than share the short 'live' presentation I've decided instead to post the current work in progress long version of it. You see I'm planning writing (or maybe even performing) the whole thing - and more - at some point so see this as a taster. Regular readers may recognize some bits from previous posts but you've got to start somewhere and if...
Read more